Happy April Fool’s Day!🤡
What is Aqua and Ven’s favorite ride at Disney World?
The Tower of Terra!
How come Master Xehanort was arrested?
They got him on possession!
How come Sora didn’t want to go on an almond diet?
Because that’s just nuts…
What is Jiminy Cricket’s least favorite song?
No more bugs!!
How come everyone loves Aqua so much?
Cuz she’s got a bubbly personality!
What kind of music does Donald like listening to on Halloween?
Wrap music!
What is HalloweenTown Sora’s favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines!
Who is Pac-man’s favorite Kingdom Hearts character?
Wakka Wakka Wakka!!
What is Xemnas’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
NOTHING – he’s already stuffed!
Which Kingdom Hearts song is safe for pool diving?
The Deep End
What do you get when you cross Christmastown Donald with Halloweentown Sora?
Frostbite.
What is Monstro’s favorite game show?
Whale of Fortune!
How come Hades had to start turning people away from entering the Underworld?
Cuz it’s already so crowded. Everyone’s just dying to get in!
Why don’t shadow heartless need cable to watch tv?
Cuz they already have their own antennas!
What did Namine say to her Valentine?
I love you with all my art!
What’s the most tedious part of BBS?
Command Bored!
Why did Tron and Data Sora decide to become friends?
They just clicked!
What do all of the KH characters think of Lingering Will?
He’s very cape-able!
How does Marluxia make munny?
By petaling goods.
Did you hear the joke about the unstamped postcard from Traverse Town?
Never mind, you won’t get it…
What nursery rhyme is never told in Agrabah?
Rain Rain Go Away
Which Princess of Heart is the best at making jokes?
Ra-PUN-zel!
What do Xemnas and his army of Nobodies eat right before a race?
NOTHING! They fast.
How does Saix keep his hair so neat?
Eclipse it!
What is Pooh’s favorite restaurant?
Little Chef’s BEE-stro!
Why can’t Sora go into the library of Beast’s Castle?
Cuz it’s already fully booked!
What do you call a search ghost that is having a meltdown at a roller rink?
An emotional roller ghoster!
Why does Lexaeus hate working for the Organization?
They always take him for granite!
Why is Saix so obsessed with the moon?
Isa don’t know! Why don’t you ask him?
Why didn’t Sora want to play the Cherry Flan minigame?
Cuz it was a little off-pudding!
What is Xemnas’s favorite Valentine’s Day hobby?
Hearts and Crafts!
What is Sora’s least favorite type of chip?
Computer Chips!
What song does the Organization sing to Vexen on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Why is Halloweentown Donald so bad at telling lies?
Cuz you can see right through him!
Why did Roxas and Jack Skellington go to the ball together?
Cuz they both had noBODY else to go with!
Jafar loves Thanksgiving. What’s his favorite holiday phrase?
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GA!
What is Roxas and Xion’s favorite amphibian?
An Axel-lotl!
Ally’s 1st Ever Joke:
What did Sora say when Donald and Goofy asked, ‘Do you think the door to Kingdom Hearts is heavy?’
No, because Kingdom Hearts is LIGHT!
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